bootykage:

fakeho:

*calls u daddy*

*calls police*

(Source: haemus, via hotboyproblems)

strivingking:

When the crew think they boy about to get curved but he gets the number

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(via tuhree)

barack-obottm:

friend: what have you done all summer?

me: “traveled a lot…”image

(via penis-hilton)

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

(via infinityc0re)

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via joshpeck)

marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

(via unescapable)

clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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(via disorder)

euph0ricr3ality:

perfection

euph0ricr3ality:

perfection

(via assgod)

starllex:

*takes a selfie* 

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(via hotboyproblems)

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

(Source: theoreticaldolphin, via assgod)

vixxtoobomb:

vixxtoobomb:

when an idol u liked fucks up
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when ppl try to defend them

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(via humorking)

(Source: rbceleb, via inspiring)




HOLY FUCK CRYING AT HOW OLD THIS IS

Crying at how massive his hand is.

holy hell this is ollllllld


HOLY FUCK CRYING AT HOW OLD THIS IS

Crying at how massive his hand is.

holy hell this is ollllllld

(Source: niallstea, via gobrunetteniall)

(via inspiring)